supremesarahpaulson:

coventhisbitch:

Does [your father] watch this new show, American Horror Story?
He does, he watches it. I think out of just out of really exciting support for me, which is nice.

"the facebook"

THE FACEBOOK

(Source: olivesnooks, via meyerforpresident)

titsnriffs:

This would be my reaction

(Source: kinghudson, via people--are--strange)

oh-kevin-gee:

why is this so true

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via australiabeijing)

Special thanks to all my friends who made today an extra special day. I truly haven’t had so much fun in a long time. Thankyou all so much

Special thanks to all my friends who made today an extra special day. I truly haven’t had so much fun in a long time. Thankyou all so much

classymorelikekhaleesi:

thegirlwiththenotebooks:

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

I love how this just assumes that Minerva lives for three generations of Potters

if dumbledore can live for 115 years, so can she

(via classicsman)

didyousayoreos:

"I saw something today. One of the parents did something he never would have done because he just wanted to see his kid."

(via seriesilovethemost)

cassette-vinyl:

Led Zeppelin - Ramble On

(via classicsman)

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

(via classicsman)

So it’s my 19th birthday today, and this year for the second year in a row, I will be clean today. No birthday cut for me. Feels weird, but I’ll get through it :)

Tags: personal

"Society often blurs the lines between drag queens and trans women. This is highly problematic, because many people believe that, like drag queens, trans women go home, take off their wigs and chest plates, and walk around as men. Trans womanhood is not a performance or costume."

— Janet Mock, Redefining Realness (via meechwoods)

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"I’m seriously going to be that crazy lady that’s still showing up to set like ‘AAAhh Where’s Josh!?’"

(Source: unicorn-feelings, via derpitlikejenniferlawrence)