FOOMTHEMES

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

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they-look-like-cats:

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

He doesn’t have to look like a fucking 15 year old anymore

ideas for oitnb season 3

la-belle-damn-sans-merci:

  • in the middle of a scene piper kerman descends from the ceiling on a zipwire wearing an array of sequined garments
  • she is carrying two machine guns and when she fires them they shoot out fireworks in the colours of the bi pride flag
  • she screams loudly ‘BISEXUALS EXIST’ before blackflipping over pornstache’s head and out of the nearest window
  • larry’s character is replaced by the chicken from season one incorporated seamlessly into his role with no explanation

queerjadis:

Gillian Anderson in 1x01 of The Fall (pt 2)

"No one knows better than me how important the media is as an investigative resource, but really and truly you should fuck off. Now.”

character: [is unloved]
me: do not worry i am coming

mulders:

tell me i’m pretty and talk to me about the x files

jaclcfrost:

[puts hand on character’s shoulder] i wouldn’t be who i am today without you

mulderplease:

fox mulder: *points to unknown lifeform* thats an alien

government: no… you don’t undesrtand,… that’s not an alien you are wrong… pleas,e… you cnanot say this fake thign,

fox mulder: lov this alien

"This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until it’s done. It’s that easy, and that hard."
Neil Gaiman (via panspermian)

rizzlesxswan:

rizzlesxswan:

Angie Harmon 

ALS Ice Bucket challenge

hsgagency:

They need to invent a comfortable reading position

hsgagency:

They need to invent a comfortable reading position